Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
by someonewhohasnolife456 October 3, 2021
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You: Yo wassup Marty wanna eat some sourdough and jork it to gear 5 monkey d luffy without his hat
Marty : Yes
Marty : Yes
by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025
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Don’t pull a Marty just because I think your car is only for gays or guys deep in their midlife crisis.
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