“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”
by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024
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Friend 1: “Did you hear Morgan and Mya are best friends now?”
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Friend 2: “That just goes to prove The M&M Conspiracy.”
by EverythingISayIsAlwaysTrue April 15, 2024
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