Lachlan Salido

Lachlan Salido is a wonderful man, however if you get on his bad side and your unfortunate enough for it to be a full moon, he wont be afraid to let out his inner beast "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

person 1: "Lachlan Salido you a fucking bitch"

Lachlan Salido: "Oh now you've done it, I CAN FEEL THE BEAST COMING INSIDE OF ME

by THETELLEROFTRUTHS(literally) March 12, 2024

Lachlan

Confusing.

Lachlan said he needs to talk to me now I’m stressed

by Saint888 March 19, 2024

A Lachlan Stuart

A mentally challenged person who doesn't stop talking about skibidi toilets and sigmas. He says his dream is to join hustlers university and become and edging sigma who goons. He wishes to rizz up baby gronk gyat grimace in ohio.

Kid: What is a Lachlan Stuart doing?
Lachlan Stuart: Skibidi dop dop dop

by PreviousWIz March 26, 2024

lachlan

lachlan is a 5' jhit with a 1' sendy bendy. He is retarted and racist but still gives off the impression of innocent. I love lachlan bc he always thinks when your doing smt gay its a joke even if your rlly jus tryna get off on an Irish kid. Super fast but can't push a bar.

"bro did u see lachlan yank his cord at the end of the race?!"
"yo I missed that?"

by lil-riva-vert October 23, 2025