Cosmic Douma

the most retarded kid the world has ever seen

Cosmic Douma likes to rape kids

by sneakay :3 April 30, 2023

Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.

As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that’s when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

by Secret Squirrel Squirter November 21, 2023

cosmic brownie core

only the best tiktok account for Little Debbie’s cosmic brownies ever. includes a png of a cosmic brownie in front of beautiful backgrounds with beautiful music. has over 37k+ followers as of august 2023.

Did you see the new TikTok cosmic brownie core posted?

by sultryjellyfish August 14, 2023

Cosmic Rape

When you are being pegged in the ass at light speeds, or large fractions thereof.

“”Did you hear what happened to Josh? He was fucked at 1/10 the speed of light!”
“Damn, that’s Cosmic Rape. He must’ve been seeing stars!”

by DarthNBL September 15, 2023

Cosmic Wealth

Its when you got so much money that its cosmic like its outta this world so much cant even keep it in the bank (so much money you cant handle

Kev: Im tryna get that cosmic wealth
Dave: what the fuck is that

by Rich youngin April 21, 2022

Cosmic overload

The eerie feeling of every existential experience known to man and consciousness all at once

Bro I took like 5 g of mushrooms and begin to experience cosmic overload.

by TheHomieLettuce January 1, 2022

Cosmic Kiwi

a very far away New Zealander

"hey bro you seen that Australian guy Kieran?" asked Jack

"nah mate, he's from New Zealand, besides, he's in the UK at the moment" replied Charles

"ah, so he's a cosmic kiwi then aye?" Jack responded

by pseudonymfindingdory January 5, 2022