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Cosmic Shake

When a popular streamer throws a fit after he's lost a speedrun in the game "Cosmic Shake".
Did you hear about SHiFT? I heard he lost a run 30 minutes in and threw a Cosmic Shake!
by wingednessaria December 6, 2022
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Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
by Option 22 December 6, 2019
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cosmic

they’re one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet and speak to. they’re so caring they’ll put their needs before their own. one of the bestest people i’ve met. they’re one of the most strongest people i’ve met.
alyssa: wow they’re so nice!
leah: theyre defo called cosmic
by iloveksi May 6, 2020
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you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma May 16, 2016
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Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!
Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!
by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024
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Cosmiced

When you are ignored by a human life form named Carson who is a manager on a comic discord server
Cosmic: hey Carson how’s it going?
Carson: *doesnt respond*
Random person: hey Carson how is your day?

Carson: great thank you!
Cosmic: *feeling sad* “wow I just got cosmiced”
by Cosmic.sandwich March 14, 2022
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cosmic memers

by markssssksks December 7, 2020
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