Cosmic Wealth

Its when you got so much money that its cosmic like its outta this world so much cant even keep it in the bank (so much money you cant handle
Kev: Im tryna get that cosmic wealth
Dave: what the fuck is that
by Rich youngin April 22, 2022
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cosmic pothole

when your brain is ticking along and everything seems to be going fine then BOOM you lost your train of thought. you just hit a cosmic pothole.
just the other day I was walking down the sidewalk and had a really great idea, then briefly I was distracted by a walking fish. I remember that I had a great idea, but it had fallen in the cosmic pothole when I saw the fish
by Otis b. green June 03, 2015
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Cosmic Kid

A Pet Simulator player who solely relies on the Cosmic Values website for all their trading decisions, often resulting in stupid and uninformed decisions.
Sorry dude, I just had to deal with an annoying cosmic kid, he literally declined an amazing offer just cause his outdated website said it was an L.
by A roblox trader December 24, 2023
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Cosmic Drop

The Cosmic sound of the consciousness recieving the realization.
Have you heard about The Cosmic Drop.

-Salem
by Xx0Salem0xX June 13, 2023
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Cosmic Toasties

Cosmic Toasties is a brand of cereal.
"He's Cosmic, he's Toasties, he's the best cereal in the world! He's Cosmic, he's Toasties— uh... something something about a girl!"

"Cosmic Toasties is 69% GAMER! Nice~"
by Cosmic Toasties May 13, 2022
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Cosmic Brownie

A fruity brown boy who is medically obese. The multi colored chocolate pieces on a cosmic brownie resemble a gay black man.
“Hey Cletus, get that damn cosmic brownie and bring him back to the ranch. He only picked 40 pounds this week!”
by shittersclogged March 09, 2022
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Cosmic Brownies

A slang term used to say that you want to eat someone's human waste.
Can I have some Cosmic Brownies???
by poopcats267 November 20, 2023
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