Horse Hair Motherfucker

A slur for someone of Mongolian descent
Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker.

Jack: how do you know?
Bob: look at his eyes jackass
by SawyersRus December 30, 2023
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CW hair

A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect.

(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)
“Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair”

Also mentioned in GleeKurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”
by oopsiezs January 07, 2025
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A hair

Something that nerds hate in their food
EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!
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Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.
Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!
by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020
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bounch hair

The hair growth on your taint, nifkin, or grundle.
I like it when my chick braids my bounch hair with her tongue.
by Rowdy Rooster February 23, 2004
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hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair
person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro
by archielmao February 08, 2021
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Rich boy hair

When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
by Borzoilover February 05, 2024
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