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arizona butter churner

the act of rubbing butter all over a naked mans body and cleaning it off with your dick
nick: wanna do an arizona butter churner together?

david: dude no
by get out of my room, dad December 17, 2016
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Butter your poptart

It’s smoother if your butter your poptart first
by Slick poptart December 8, 2018
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peanut butter bandit

/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/

noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)

1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."

synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster

verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing

1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."

2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."
by BearOnADirtBike December 10, 2017
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peanut butter muffin

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin
by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023
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Friggin Butter Nugget

The term shown above is to explain a person who is an asshole or which is the persons name would be an Adriana
by Adriana Vergara November 21, 2017
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skippy nutter butter

Primarily performed by a male but, given enough motivation, can be carried out by a female.

The act of verbally berating a subordinate while wearing tan, or khaki, pants with the testicles exposed through the zipper portion of the pants, where a generous dollop of peanut butter eagerly awaits a hungry canine.
Hey, did you see Chad going all Skippy Nutter Butter on Joe?

Yeah I saw, now all I can think about is how much I want a PB&J.
by Stellarcorpse13 May 17, 2016
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