David

Is a literal fucking faggot

That dude is such a David.

by Cumondavid December 6, 2021

David’s tv

David’s tv is a YouTube channel that is annoying as fuck they are clickbaiters that I guess entertain little children that don’t know shit also there mom is a fucking Karen

Hey, David’s tv is a shitty YouTube channel

by Toxic._.Zack January 12, 2021

david savage

david savage is a literal GOD. he is the sexiest creature in the universe and if you ever see him, you must bow before him and throw your most prized possesions at him. he is special and talented and you MUST respect him and protect him with your life.

"omg is that david savage? lets go bow before him cus he's so sexy"

by savagesavagesavage October 16, 2020

David

David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.

"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"

by ilovecumandcock October 13, 2022

David

A potato disguised as a human.

David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.

by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021

David Nisewonder

A bad ass motherfucker!

"That David nisewonder dude is a bad ass motherfucker! "

by Dude who recognizes coolness September 9, 2022

Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game

David is doing a David every Tuesday...

by TNF Definitions April 15, 2024