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david

a little brainrotted twat
i would lik to split davids asshole open
by krillabis April 7, 2025
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David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.
"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.
by Fenbork December 18, 2023
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DAVID VEAL

A geneticist who roams the area of Bristol (UK), also the single most powerful force the universe has ever seen with the ability to lyse every cell within 50 metres just by sneezing.
Man I got lucky yesterday DAVID VEAL sneezed on me, cured that growth on my arm
by Fuchsie October 18, 2012
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mILLIE dAVID

Viv Gillespie was also appointed as principal in summer 2015 following Professor Dave Muller’s retirement. The college’s last Ofsted report, ‘requires improvement’ in November 2015, was critical of teaching and learning standards.
mILLIE dAVID IS Viv Gillespie was also appointed as principal in summer 2015 following Professor Dave Muller’s retirement. The college’s last Ofsted report, ‘requires improvement’ in November 2015, was critical of teaching and le
by mILLIE DAVID April 23, 2022
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David loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020
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Mad david

Phrase "mad david" is used to describe an unbelievable cringey moment that gave you goosebumps.
Kevin> 3 out of 3? No its 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro
by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024
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David Bawi

A man with a flat ass and a stanky ass dick that smells like rotten mozzarella and molded chicken livers. His favorite pastime is eating belly button fuzz and ingesting methamphetamines with a hint of heroin.
I though David Bawi was a singer? No thats David Bowie you dumb cunt licker.
by Legene July 29, 2019
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