moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

As Bones

as bones is jus smth to compare

ts good as bones
im cold as bones

sick as bones

by kayodercaro June 18, 2023

Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...

I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.

by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018

bone snatcher

someone who is so insistent on getting his daily calcium that they need to yoink (often in a violent manner) your bones to achieve it. often a gym chad or a creepy guy next door, you never know who will take one or even two of your 206 bones.

Someone: Sorry guys, I reeeeeallly need my calcium today. *takes bones*
Victim(s): Damn it, I can't believe you've done this, you bone snatcher.

by FlashCanBuild June 30, 2022

Bone cracking

When the shots you give are so hard that you hear bones crack instead of cheeks clap

Man, I did that so hard that I heard her bone cracking

by Pedal Pinkman September 28, 2025

Bone Hurting Juice

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones

2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template

"What was that drink you left on my desk?"

"Bone hurting juice."

"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2023

Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025