half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

My half-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

Half-uncle.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

by Notmurealname April 03, 2019

divya half

When your girlfriend splits dinner into two "equal" parts. E.g. my part is 200 grams and divyas is 400 grams

That looks like a divya half there

by smurfnturf May 28, 2022

Eight and a half by eleven

A common size of white printer paper which is slang for white people.

“These eight and a half by elevens are complaining that we have an aisle for our hair care”

by Sancheezits December 29, 2022

Half Read

When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.

Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.

by Yeti remains March 10, 2022

cap and a half

The word cap but taken to an extreme.

An outright lie or exaggeration.

You remembered to feed the fish? That’s a cap and a half.

Cap and a half!

by blushinginblue December 22, 2023