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half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.
Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!
by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019
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Half and Half Creamer

When yo girl is givin u some good succ and you boutta cum but she ain't ready and don't know if she gunna swallow and take it like a champ so she swallow some and spit some out all over you
Brad: I saw you getting a ride home from Courtney yesterday, did you get some head?

Alex: Yeah bro, but I didn't tell her when so I ended up giving her the half and half creamer.
by daddy 69 420 May 30, 2018
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Half Mental

There is a message that doesn't happen to be the truth. There is a bunch of messages that don't happen to be the truth. Not "Almost crazy" in a definition that is to half mental. Not "Bordering on "mental," which is completely insane." Not "One who acts like a retard, even though he does not have a condition of mental retardation" in a definition to half mental.
by JordanJohnsonistheone October 18, 2023
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Half Masking

Someone who you see in a public setting with a mask on but barely on their face or just covering their lips
Dude 1: I was at Costco and this guy had a mask on but it was just slightly covering his mouth.

Dude 2: oh he out here Half Masking
by Godzac May 22, 2021
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Eye and a half

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.
That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.
by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021
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half fuckboy

A dude that gets helle hoes but don't fucks with any of them because they got some Jesus inside of them
Why does john not date Brittany I know she a hoe and everything but she cute .its because he's a half fuckboy.
by Finesseyourbitch February 1, 2017
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half-aunt-in-law

1- Half-pibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-aunt.
My half-aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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