No you

Godlike comeback. If you pull this you are immortal

Doctor:sir you have cancer and will die in ten seconds
Me:no you
Doctor:gang gang*dies*

by Hamburher January 6, 2020

No you

The greatest comeback of all time

Bully: your such a cock head you pussy shit.
Kid: No you

by UUUUUUUUUUHH November 19, 2019

You

I’ll chop you up you fat slag so ur better of kill yourself you fat retarded cunt

You fat cunt

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

NO YOU

A phrase for when you have no come back after your friend roasts you. Some deny the power of such words, but you will always win the roast battles. A turn of events will shock your opponent into losing terribly.

Friend: Your face is so ugly when you look in the mirror you become blind
Me: NO YOU!

Friend: *speechless*
Me: Yeet
Friend: *dies*

by CHARLATTEBOSS January 21, 2019

You

The biggest mistake

You are the biggest mistake the word had ever seen

by RedSample November 29, 2018

You

you, yes im talking about you, your so beautiful and i hope your having a good day i love you <3

you > anything <3

by eiodidiisizduieizj8282829/@9:& February 3, 2022

You

A hot, beautiful, cute, amazing, kind, pretty, person. This person is truly wonderful to be around and would be an amazing friend.

Who is a wonderful person? You are!

by cheese on the floor July 6, 2023