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Nike

Crappy overpriced American consumer Sportswear. They are of poor quality and look crappy in design. Nike’s aren’t good st all, they are really ugly.

Retarded when compared to Adidas, Puma, Calvin Klein etc.
One average bland Nike tshirt costs $55 bucks compared to three Old Navy tshirts that are nearly half the price.
by Shadow Spectre May 10, 2024
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black nike hat

A female owning or proudly wearing her Black Nike Hat tends to posses elite knob gobbling abilities far beyond those without such a cap.
“She look like the type a girl to wear a black Nike hat.”
You know that black Nike hat a badge of honor for that exceptional neck.”
by Yung Cabbage April 22, 2022
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Nike

by Nike_is_bald777 June 26, 2021
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Nike

Nike is the coolest girl on the planet. She will always show up and make you smile. Her beauty makes your heart melt and she is super LOYAL.

She has the cutest laugh.
Nike is a badass.
by Fearless32296 November 23, 2021
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Nike

When you are the child of a black and a Jew. (Nigger=kike= Nike)
Noah from the Sopranos is a Nike. It was funny when Tony called that Nike a charcoal brickette.
by OrlandoFrenandez November 19, 2022
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National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.
Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!
by supervisor.handyman March 10, 2023
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Nike

The most awesome girl you'll ever meet. She might come off either too quiet or too loud but once you know her she's pretty down to earth. Her attitude may differ depending on how you first approach her, don't make fun of her name and call her a shoe, you don't want to upset her. If you do make the mistake of upsetting her, RUN.
Nike, just do her!
by GiantEgo5000 April 23, 2018
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