A homosexual and child molester
by BALLZDEEP69 May 2, 2019

by atane November 13, 2016

When a spontaneous meeting starts in a Cubicle Office. Usually, social based and not in the least bit business related. A Meerkat Meeting often spreads to other cubicles via eavesdropping.
Cubicle Employee #1 (stands from his chair): Hey did you see the baseball game last night?
Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.
Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.
Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!
AAAAAAAND so on...
Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.
Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.
Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!
AAAAAAAND so on...
by moolmas June 13, 2010

Matt: you should go to my hockeygame tomorrow!
Kelly: i cant i have softball
Matt: you should go and meet the fam.
Kelly: did u just say what i think you said?
Matt: meet the fam?
Kelly: yeah.... wow.
Kelly: i cant i have softball
Matt: you should go and meet the fam.
Kelly: did u just say what i think you said?
Matt: meet the fam?
Kelly: yeah.... wow.
by YoHolmes69 April 13, 2008

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.
"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?
Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
by aeiou102 October 30, 2022

A meeting for servers with the management but the servers arnt allowed to ask one question or voice their concerns without getting shot down. The servers werent even allowed to say one word.
by Server Meeting August 26, 2017

My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!
by Beer Can Dan October 19, 2023
