Mickey Sexual

Being in-love with mickey since she’s just so sexy and racist

Person 1: hey I need to tell you something

Person 2: what’s up dude?
Person 1: I’m mickey sexual
Person 2: that’s crazy cuz me too!

*they fantasise about mickey*

by MickeyMouse baby July 21, 2023

Sloth - sexual

You know that you’re not hetro but you’re too lazy too look for definitions

🦦I’m a Sloth - sexual l

by Liliannnnn June 20, 2021

Sexual Thrill

A person who enjoys the thrill of sex with a random girl that is picked up by a random guy

I always am ready for the sexual thrill

by Dragon slut July 7, 2020

Sexual Misconduct

A 50 year old father of four, twice divorced, hires a 23 year old marketing assistant to polish his knob

Sexual misconduct is rampant at that regional hybrid wealth management firm based out of Edison, NJ.

by Zillah July 9, 2018

Straight sexual

A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.

Idiot: Hey I’m straight sexual!
Everyone: Kill yourself.

by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022

Homie sexual

When your friend is looking a little to thicc.

Friend 1: you lowkey got a dumpy.

Friend 2: Wanna smack it.
Friend 1: Smacks his ass aggressively
Its not gay to be homie sexual

by Quattchini January 31, 2022

sexual cooter

if u don’t have a fucking cooter, that shit is broken. as fuck. get that shit OUT. if u do ur just fucking cool like i’d invite you to my house to play rave in the grave tbh.

gabe: my cooter STANKS!
sophie: congrats, u now have a sexual cooter! 🥺

by sophiehasasexualvagina March 6, 2021