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Person

This person is human
by so0jdkska May 31, 2023
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The Best Person Ever

-Who’s the best person ever?
-Kace.
by TwojaStara August 3, 2021
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ten second person

Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.
Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 24, 2023
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Person Pi

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or not irrational at all
Person i: I'm back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words composed of things about sex!
Person Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently...
Person e: 2.718281828459045…
Person i: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE F-
Person ɸ: They can't, they're too dumb
by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024
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Goofy ass person

A Goofy ass person is one who typically uses humour which is outdated or one who refers to politics in every single conversation, many iterations of a 'Goofy ass person' exist but these are the most prominent
'He's talking about troll faces, wow he's such a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'
by HopefullyGood November 20, 2022
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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