i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

tea vessel

Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.

Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.

After John had sex with Tina, John desided to do a Tea Vessel, for good relief.

by Danks of Memes December 5, 2016

Tea Dom

A person who is extremely knowledgeable in all things concerning tea. Can be relied upon for accurate tea recommendations! Usually pretty hot but that's unrelated.

Joseph is such a tea dom, I let him give me whatever tea he thought I'd enjoy!

by Kalkalkal April 2, 2022

Tea

Orlaith Harkin is the Lord of all Tea

Spill the Tea Sis- Orlaith

by TheLordOfAllTeax July 1, 2019

sad tea

Believed to be coffee

I have to drink my sad tea everyday in the morning

by ehosso March 14, 2018

Hot Tea

Some secrets got spilt

Me: Spill that hot tea sister

Friends: Umm

by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020

Don't bring your tea into my plate

Don't pass me your gossip or beef as a way to tease your friends or otherwise

"Hey bro, tell Joe to watch out for his big mouth around my girl..."

"Dude, don't bring your tea into my plate. Tell him yourself!"

by LordMaxey June 7, 2025