when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".
If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???
by QuacksO July 26, 2024
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You can go fly

To advise someone you are not doing something for them .
Mary : can you give me a pedicure

Sarah: you can go fly , if you think I’m doing that
by Itamaire November 17, 2017
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Flying flute

A flying flute is when you give no fucks after a couple margaritas and dtf
The guy down the bar is ugly but I don't give a flying flute because I'm still dtf.
by FlyingFlutist December 27, 2016
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Flying Fandango

Another word for DGAF. A bit cleaner and used in a gym and fitness environment when someone falls off because they don't care about their long terms goals for a moment. Such as a cheat meal or skipping a gym day.
To Self: I am may not give a flying fandango right now but I bet you soon I will. And I wanna be able to look back and not have destroyed a bunch of progress and work.
by TKNfan February 11, 2019
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Beatmasta Fly

He be the flyest bro on the westside y'all. He belongs to the Jammasta Generals, who be the rappinest, least crappinest, most toe tappinest gang in rap history, for real!
Funky Fresh: I hear Beatmasta Fly be havin a MC Battle!
Rapmasta D: Whack!
by Beatmasta Fly February 22, 2004
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Flying Monkies

A term used for those who choose to engage in narcissistic abuse, triangulation, coercive control, and gaslighting along with the head Narc. The "ring leader" sets the stage for people that will tell the truth about who they are, the flying monkies intimidate harass, judge and otherwise manipulate and torture the victim. The goal for all of them is the pleasure of bringing someone down who can see right through them.
'Did you see the way A's son's father just fell right into being one of his other baby mama's flying monkies?!' "Yeah both B and C have been relentless and downright ugly to her, I didnt realize those two were so damn pathetic they have to go and have a smear campaign against her?" SHES A GOOD MOM
by YouCantStopMeBruh December 31, 2021
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fly me

My haters want to kill me, they want to fly me.

They want to blow me away and send me to heaven, they try to fly me.
by rairenee January 14, 2018
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