Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

alina-marie

Alina-Marie is a Great friend. You can be very glad if you have her as a friend. She’s extremely pretty and always there for everyone. Her long hair makes her even more beautiful.

I love Alina-Marie she is so nice.

by idonotcarelololol November 23, 2021

Bloody Mary

When you have passionate period sex and you collect the mixture of blood, sweat, and semen. Creating a novelty cocktail.

Is it that time of month? I've been waiting for my Bloody Mary.

by AlpacaDynasty November 16, 2019

saint mary high school

A catholic highschool in Westfield that is filled with the most hottest baseball players you’ll ever meet. Most students who go here are actually assholes. The girls are sluts. The guys are fuckboys, and yet none of them can do it for state... Watch out for the priest patrol!!!

Did you see the Saint Mary high school baseball team?!? Total babes 10/10 would smash all

by Hunter Gio Quinn November 30, 2017

SOPHIE MARIE MILLER

Very centred about alfred grundy

sophie+alfred for life

alfred loves sophie marie miller

by Ojehwuhwheue March 20, 2023

Crushed mary

A fucking terrifying vocaloid song (in my opinion)

Brandon listened to crushed mary yesterday. He had a heart attack and cried. Lmao

by goobersnooner April 19, 2024

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011