National Thigh Pic Day

April 19th is National Thigh Pic Day, Ask any girl for a thigh pic and they will have to send it.

Guy: Hey its National Thigh Pic Day!
Girl: Oh you're right! Here's your Thigh Pic!

by Viridiannnn April 18, 2020

National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.

Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018

National kiss a wrestler day

On November 2, it’s your day to go kiss a wrestler ;)

Hey wrestler, it’s national kiss a wrestler daywant to kiss ;)
Go kiss a wrestler!!! :)

by Wackkkkkk October 24, 2019

National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.

Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."

by Billiam27 June 4, 2021

National thigh fuck day

A day to appreciate thigh fucking because thighs are amazing and unappreciated

Thigh fucking is so unappreciated! Let's make it known with national thigh fuck day

by Https.ray January 28, 2022

National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars

Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”

by Rtowse5 October 6, 2019

National Hoeing Around Week

Lady’s we can’t just have one day to be a hoe, we need a whole week ! ;)

Boy: hey do you wanna come round to mine today?

Girl: I mean it is national hoeing around week so why not ;)

by maddieissillyyy October 18, 2019