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Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles
"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"
by DaggerCat February 26, 2014
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having a fucking brain

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"
by HAMBURGER007 June 1, 2025
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Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.
"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."
by lozzyrose November 13, 2011
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have it lit

To have a hyped up energy, carefree attitude and overall amazing 'happy-go-lucky' spirit while doing something or experiencing something.
Eg.

1: "it's my birthday today"
2: "that's great bro bless up, have it lit!"
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Having a Cooney

when one is having a particular shite game of cod
im Having a Cooney today
by TANK031193 August 30, 2011
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I have no mouth and I must scream

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!!! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM!!!!
by Hym Iam March 26, 2023
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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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