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Universe

something really fuckin useless that shouldn’t have been made in the first place
Random cosmic being: look what I did isn’t it bEauTIful?
Random being: why the fuck would you do that.
Universe: hrjfjfjhdhdndgydjsv
by that guy in the bus November 16, 2018
mugGet the Universemug.

Madonna university, Nigeria

A type of punishment given to people for sins of their childhoods.

A way parents escape their least loved children.
Even sec man has more rights than the students in Madonna university, Nigeria.
by Acetaminophena October 21, 2023
mugGet the Madonna university, Nigeriamug.

University School of Milwaukee

University School of Milwaukee is a shitty ass private school in the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin. This school is the worst fucking school in Wisconsin and sucks at sports with nothing more than state titles in only tennis and hockey. This school still manages to burn more money on athletics than any other school in Wisconsin and spends more on athletics than public schools do to operate yearly. The staff often likes to fuck students in the bathroom stalls and does not give a fuck about students or what they are teaching. Every other kid here is a fucking rich kid and either drives a G-Wagon or a Urus. They still manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy despite costing $3000-4000 more in tuition. The student body consist of weird ass kids and pedophiles and no one here is attractive. If you want a good reason to kill your self, choose USM.

Additional info:
If you wanna sell vape pods or E-cigs, pull up to USM
Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?

Yea bro.

Damn, It must suck getting fucked by the staff everyday and going to school with kids who have no fucking life outside of vaping.
by KoolKidsKlub52 July 1, 2024
mugGet the University School of Milwaukeemug.

Pebis University

Pebis University a school for the brightest minds in the word... Just kidding it’s a school for the dumbest people imaginable. You got a 5 on your ACT or a 0.9 GPA perfect your eligible for a full ride scholarship! We also host some of the worst sports team in the country from football to tennis we got you covered only at Pebis University!
Oh so you got invited to Pebis University? Congratulations your stupid.

Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
by FOLLOWEROFPEBIS October 11, 2020
mugGet the Pebis Universitymug.

university jacket

the extra warmth provided by alcohol in cold weather
Bro, my university jacket saved me on the way home from the bar last night.
by Kkrems November 29, 2019
mugGet the university jacketmug.

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