Taco Sloth

When you have firey Mexican diarrhea and can't make it to the toilet in time.

I totally have fully blown Taco sloth last night stuck in traffic, shit went everywhere.

by Astrosplatz October 20, 2019

iron sloth

A slow fat black man who works in the metal industry

Man, that guy is such an iron sloth

by Beebopboop December 03, 2018

Jackie Sloth

Jackie the sloth is a fairytale character In a kids book that isn’t really that pretty. She’s a sloth in a kids book who hangs out at the zoo with a bunch or male monkeys who she’s talked to a lot. She cheats on animals even though she is one and looks like a sloth

Jackie sloth: welcome to the Australian zoo. I’m Jackie the sloth and I’m very slow. I love photo editing and being a petty sloth

by The drama king26 December 04, 2019

party sloth

Similar to a party animal but with less trippin' and more kippin'

"That guy's asleep at a party, what a party pooper"
"It's fine, he's a party sloth"
"Well, thank god for that"

by sleep_a_lot December 17, 2016

Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.

“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”

by Iamhannahbaker April 09, 2019

Sloth memes

Some funny some not but we all like to eat to eat tatortots. Sloth memes are my favorite memes though.

Me-hey dude what's your favorite type of memes. Dude-um SpongeBob memes. me-so it's not sloth memes huh well get out of my house!

by Lizard75100 November 29, 2019

schwaisted Sloth

A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E

He had like 12 shots in 30 minutes... I've never seen such a schwaisted sloth in my life!

by slother111 December 15, 2009