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Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"
-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?
by 0utofSight December 3, 2018
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Logansport Cereal

fruity pebbles marinated in milk overnight. A frequent delicacy of kids in logansport with single moms
Hey babe that was a great dinner! I have some great logansport cereal that’s been sitting overnight for desert.
by Cessna pilot 727 May 2, 2022
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Shabbos cereal

A sugary cereal that your parents didn’t let you eat during the week and was reserved for Shabbos morning.
Yossi went shopping with his mother at Seven Mile Market on Thursday to chose Fruity Pebbles as his Shabbos cereal.
by D-Train312 June 29, 2023
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Cereal Hoe

Abby can be a cereal hoe sometimes

Don't say that Ryanne she's getting help
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lil cereal

“yo look it’s lil cereal! ayo much what’s crunchin 🤤😈‼️“
by deeznutzlol May 9, 2021
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Custom cereal

Wen u have cookies in a bowl of milk and mush it up like cereal
I made my own cereal called custom cereal
by Mr jeeper900 March 23, 2023
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Cereal Killer

A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.
Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.
by Rockcroc October 28, 2015
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