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Small dick confidence

When someone give the expression of being macho and grandiose. But when the time comes to deliver, they under fulfil and you are left severely disappointed.
Friend A: Did you see Dave last night at the party? He was on fire!

Friend B: ohh I was with him last week, hes nice to talk to but once you get to know him you will see he's just small dick confidence.
by Maverick601 August 25, 2018
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Vag confident

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.
1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence
by Simon McG April 19, 2018
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Fat girl confidence

When a girl/lady/woman/circle/blob acts like a normal girl. Hot chick. Despite being 300 pounds almost morbidly obese because they're obese or have a lazy eye and hovers around 250. Or they think that you have a crush on them or wanna hit on them, think they are hot even though you would rather fuck a dude or be a perpetual Virgin.
That girl keeps on indirectly talking about her Make-believe boyfriend every time I walk in. Why does the fattest ugliest girl keep on trying to?

I think I'm trying to hit on her. She's gross. I just don't say anything because it's mean to blow her bubble cause she probably never gets Hit on due to being obese and ugly. And the guys who probably do hit on her are fucking weirdos or are gross as fuck fat losers, she thinks she's Mia Khalifa with all that fat girl confidence, but without people wanting to watch her be naked
by Mynoduesp324 January 28, 2025
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Confidence Armour

A form of the placebo effect where you're less impacted by either physical or emotional harm simply due to how confident you are that you'll be okay.
"Sometimes though when you're not wearing very much the adrenaline {Incomprehensible mumbling} very much keeps you warm. Confidence Armour!"
-Lewis Brindley
by IAmLexica December 17, 2018
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breath confidence

To act like your shit doesn't stick. To walk with your head high and everyone needs to earn your time.
"You want that girls attention you have to ignore her and breath confidence."
by Vintagevixen March 27, 2015
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