Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.

"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."

by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025

backseat friend

The one that is always just there, they get invited but they are more of an extra in the background or… in the backseat. Mutually known but gets left out, doesn’t really know why they tag along.

There is a duo in this trio, why am I even here I am just the backseat friend.

I like hanging out with them, they keep each other entertained and I just get to stare at a tree or something, the backseat friend :)

by Batman055 February 3, 2025

backseat shotgun

Backseat shotgun: When a man ejaculates during a blow job and the cum shoots out of the women's nose.

Backseat shotgun: After a customer's cum shot out of her nose during a blow job, the sex worker started offering a"backseat shotgun" on her menu of services.

by Ace Hoodwacker March 21, 2025

backseat are my favourite

To love engaging in anal activities

On our first date she told me "backseat are my favourite"

by Onlinegypsy June 26, 2024

backseat shotgun

Backseat shotgun: when man's cum shoots out of the women's nose while giving head in the backseat of a car.

When Jon's cum shot out of Angie's nose while giving head in the back of his Prius, Jon stuck his head out of the sunroof and shouted, "backseat shotgun!"

by Ace Hoodwacker March 27, 2025

Backseat investor

Someone who is a passive investor, who can keep their mouth shut

Here you go again can’t keep your mouth shut your backseat investor

by 3 Finger Willie August 31, 2023

Backseat wanker

In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.

Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.

by chaise longue April 9, 2024