Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.

She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.

by Sketchy1313 February 08, 2025

Back Door Mercado

When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!

When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.

by TrashmanB September 04, 2023

back door feltchers

A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.

Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.

Person:2 -Why would I believe you.

Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.

Person:2- Get over yourselves.

by Who would have thought!! February 28, 2012

Back door honey

1950s urban slang for women’s cum.

*in a transatlantic accent* “Herr! I got a hankerin’ for some of your back door honey!”

by EverBear April 29, 2024

Back Door Gate Keeper

A person or person's who stands guard of there back door but secretly wants to find a good fitting key.

it seemed it was a case of a 'back door gate keeper' when questioned about there sexual preferance

by Major Rummy January 15, 2010

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

Bloodhound Back Door

When you're making love to a woman and you look down and notice she has just gotten her period, so you pull outand put it in her butt.

Dude! I was banging Penny and I looked down and blood was everywhere! I had to bloodhound back door it!

by PENNY PEN May 16, 2015