Back Door Mercado

When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!

When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.

by TrashmanB September 4, 2023

Shut the back door

Shut the fuck up you prick !

Shut the back door you done that !

by Master Cainey July 29, 2021

back door Charlie

A man who receives anal sex

I gave him a back door Charlie last night, he is a loogin

by Tikkarain December 30, 2023

Back door man

A back door man is a man who likes to bang a woman in the ass. He’s the “get bent” type of guy.

“Back door man” expression was used in the 1930s and the 1960s psychedelic rock band The Doors adopted it where Jim Morrison uses the song’s title and context to define a man who has anal sex with his woman.

Btws…Timmothy is a back door man. So, prepare to get bent.

by lilacgirl97 January 31, 2024

Breezy back door

A breezy back door is a sexual act in which a person blows their nose on another’s asshole. The sensation of one clearing their nasal passage through the sphincter is a euphoric feeling of sexual satisfaction.

Dude, she gave me a Breezy Back Door last night and I came instantly.

by LittlePP6969 January 19, 2024

Stinky Back Door Chris

A Stinky Back Door Chris or well know was the (Stinkus Doorlilous Christopher) is a creature that lives in the shadows of your room and under your bed.

Girl: OMG THE STINKY BACK DOOR CHRIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT WHAT DO I DO?!
Girl 2: I don't know just sleep on the couch ig

by Chiloh White April 22, 2022

Back door water heater

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.

That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?

by M. Byrd March 1, 2024