side sticker

a person who persistently annoys you and bothers you, is a pain to be around and is clingy

guy 1: "ugh, i can never hang out with my friends cuz my gf is such a side sticker"

guy 2: "yea she hella clingy bro, pain in the ass"

by zestyiero September 19, 2017

Sticker

someone who is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really clingy.

Guy 1: She's really clingy, you know that?

Guy 2: That damn sticker.

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

smoking your sticker

The synonym for “I’m not sucking your dick”

I’m not gonna smoke ur sticker just sounded like a “I’m not gonna give you head” thing to me so

(@v1ce.c1ty.mw)

Ex of smoking your sticker:
P1: Bae…cmon😁👀
P2: I’m not gonna smoke your sticker..

by Vicelamd January 15, 2023

sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.

I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013

Sticker

What a tree uses for an adhesive bandage.

If a tree doesn't put stickers on that broken branch, that branch'll become a stick for sure!

by Buster Belair March 31, 2024

Sticker

A person that does not clean up after sec and look and smells sticky.

Yo, check out that sticker. You can smell the sex on him.

Or

Check out her sweaty fucked up hair. You know she’s a sticker!

by Tron78 May 2, 2024