80's pasta

A common dinner from the eighties which consisted of a pasta in a thin, watery sauce that was more like red water. Although at the time it was called "pasta" it now is referred to as 80's pasta due to the evolution of pasta and sauces since that time.

"wow this pasta is delicious. not like that 80's pasta i had as a kid." Said Jon.
"thanks, hun. I made sure the sauce was nice and thick.

by luna the lioness February 20, 2014

Raw Pasta Religion

Raw Pasta Religion is a culture in which people gather to crunch on uncooked pasta with a God of their choice.

"Timmy, you've been sneaking out a lot recently, where do you go every time?"
"Come on mom I go to celebrate the Raw Pasta Religion with the homies"

by Urbiso October 12, 2019

suddenly pasta salad

when your friend turns into pasta salad suddenly

I got hit with a softball and I was suddenly pasta salad.

by [icanmakeadeadfrogdance] October 10, 2018

freaky greek pasta

The act of masterbating and ejaculating into a gyro and leaving it for a friend to eat.

J: Yea I came into that gyro earlier and left it for Jason.

T: oh so you got him with a freaky greek pasta?
J: yea ill tell him it's tziki sauce

by Lightning moose February 05, 2015

white sauce pasta

when you nut on a girls pubes and leave it in so it looks like goopy linguine

"I made some white sauce pasta with Sarah last night, best Italian EVER!"

by schwet_spaghet April 02, 2021

pb&j pasta

nutritional unit frankensteined together when there's no snacks left in the fridge

Microwaved, pb&j pasta steaming before her: "I regret my choices."

by bathroomwriter April 21, 2021

Tossed my pasta

An act in which a male is getting his butthole licked while receiving a handjob at the same time.

Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!

by ScragglyLou November 07, 2017