The pinnacle of evidentiary corruption, where evidence is tailor-made to fit the precise rhetorical, legal, or political needs of a specific moment or opponent. It combines fabrication, manipulation, and molding into a bespoke service. The evidence is crafted to exploit a known weakness in an opponent's argument, to appeal to a specific audience's biases, or to meet the exact technical requirements of a flawed but powerful process (like a rigged legal system).
Custom-Made Evidence Theory Example: In a frivolous but dangerous lawsuit, a corporation doesn't just find a hired-gun expert. It commissions a custom-made scientific study that uses bizarre, hyper-specific parameters that only its own product can meet, "proving" safety. The evidence is useless to real science, but it's perfectly engineered to create just enough procedural doubt to win in court or in the press, fitting the situation like a lockpick fits a specific tumbler.
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Get the Custom-Made Evidence Theory mug."Olive Garden customer" is a slang term for "a person who has excessive screen time every day". Used in a similar way to the term "iPad kid", this slang term is named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone.
Ever since he discovered that Olive Garden app, he's turned into quite the Olive Garden customer — more screen time there than anywhere else!
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