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confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances
"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"
by queerz4life November 20, 2020
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Self-Confidence

Self-Confidence is what you find within yourself when life tries to make a move at your insecurities. It has been described as the chess Queen piece of human life, killing all the little soldiers other participants send your way. BUT look out, flaunt your self-confidence too much and it might be taken by a bishop. OOPS. Confidence inwards.
"I have the self-confidence of Shrek herself, do not test me"
by thigh-clamp July 25, 2020
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Ketchup Confidence

To have zero confidence in completing a social-situation related task yourself, but have no issues doing it for another person.
Example: @ Restaurant

You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...

Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"

*After the fact*

"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"
by Grafixgg October 4, 2023
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Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
by Heatsipop January 21, 2018
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Confidence Armour

A form of the placebo effect where you're less impacted by either physical or emotional harm simply due to how confident you are that you'll be okay.
"Sometimes though when you're not wearing very much the adrenaline {Incomprehensible mumbling} very much keeps you warm. Confidence Armour!"
-Lewis Brindley
by IAmLexica December 17, 2018
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