Arkansas cousin

noun-a cousin you are secretly sleeping with.

1-"You know you my Arkansas cousin" says Tyrone to his female cousin while he tiptoes out the backdoor to avoid being seen.
2-"You my Arkansas cousin, we finna smash anyway".

by redbonegal April 12, 2014

Arkansas Bagpipe

When you take the bladder out of a box of wine, throw it over your shoulder, and drink all night from the spout.

That dude with the Arkansas Bagpipe was trashed!

by NurseRatchett February 27, 2021

Arkansas Saw Duster

When you chop a woman’s head off and then you anal rape her.

This girl kept insulting me. So I gave her the Arkansas Saw Duster.

by Jddnskkdhfsjksfnboakfaggotdjjd January 23, 2024

arkansas heater

To deliberately pass gas in an enclosed space, such as a car, truck, or trailer, to provide warmth and stuffy air.

Rick turned on the old "Arkansas heater" in his truck to warm things up.

by thjam September 19, 2014

arkansas wetsuit

jeans and t-shirt swimwear combo worn by midwesterners, hill billies, white trash and other low-rent tourists at the beach.

Look at those stupid low rent tourists in their arkansas wetsuits. Wonder if they are staying warm

by Squats Mohammed April 7, 2011

Ward Arkansas

A place of high class and style. It has many attractions such as a dollar general and occasional midget wrestling. The local dairy farm is owned by a very powerful and respected family. The best breakfast in the world can be found at Hank's Cafe. It has a population of around 3,000 people.

James- Hey man lets go to Ward Arkansas today?

Matt- No, I brushed my teeth yesterday.

by fireybritches117 March 26, 2009

Arkansas laser pointer

The man is laying down, one leg up, pelvis thrusted, and the woman is just going crazy

Hubert, come over here and give me an arkansas laser pointer!

by Emohelelwhy March 29, 2022