Arkansas Nosebleed

A sexual act which requires a man whose foreskin has recently been cut off and a woman on her period.

To perform this act, one must stick the foreskin into the woman’s vagina before her period comes, and when she has it, it will “catch” her period blood for her (or come out with the blood), almost like covering a nosebleed with a ripped off kleenex.
Person 1: What did y’all do last night?
Person 2: I found out she was on her period, so I gave her an Arkansas Nosebleed and had intercourse with her!
by guywhoinahole September 13, 2024
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Arkansas Chili Pie

The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.
by theyeetman February 16, 2019
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Ward Arkansas

A place of high class and style. It has many attractions such as a dollar general and occasional midget wrestling. The local dairy farm is owned by a very powerful and respected family. The best breakfast in the world can be found at Hank's Cafe. It has a population of around 3,000 people.
James- Hey man lets go to Ward Arkansas today?

Matt- No, I brushed my teeth yesterday.
by fireybritches117 March 26, 2009
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Arkansas Saturday

visiting home and getting in a drunken fist fight with your father
went home for christmas and it ended up turning into an arkansas saturday.
by Trey greenwald April 21, 2018
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arkansas cheesecake

When you ejaculate inside a person, and then let it drip out to top a cheesecake. Then serve the cheesecake to someone on their birthday
Jo got an Arkansas cheesecake for her 30th birthday
by 417smokey May 24, 2023
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Arkansas Meltdown

Similar to a Shibuya Meltdown, the Arkansas Meltdown consists of a person lathering their home walls with red wine. This situation only happens after consuming a hefty amount of red wine from a box.
Yo Chase, how do you feel after that Arkansas Meltdown last night?
by ThatsOK01 August 04, 2024
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Arkansas Meltdown

Similar to a Shibuya Meltdown, the Arkansas Meltdown consists of a person drinking a hefty amount of boxed red wine and throwing up all over the floors and walls of their house. This would create the affect of “painting” the walls red.
Oliver - “yo Chase, how do you feel after that Arkansas Meltdown last night?”
Chase - “I’m never drinking red wine again”
by ThatsOK01 August 04, 2024
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