high as tits

When a person is heavily under the influence of a drug that is associated with 'getting high', such as marijuana or mushrooms.

John decided to try a bit of the spliff at the party on Friday and upon returning to his flat the following conversation ensued between him and his fellow roommate, Fred.

Fred: Where ya bin John boy?

John: Just out having a wee bit a drinks with the mates

Fred: Ahh and puffin on the ol wacky tabacky I see, you look absolutely high as tits bruv

John: Ay, that I am Freddy. That I am.

by scytheblade69 July 11, 2016

tit-tatt

Tattoo on ones breast.

Her blouse was cut so low I could see her tit-tatt.

by harm low contendo July 23, 2009

tit storm

a bunch of topless women falling through the air

Person: OMG IT'S A BUNCH OF TOPLESS WOMEN FALLING THROUGH THE AIR!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT, I CALL IT, THE TIT STORM

by NrakNrakNrak August 22, 2011

tit wrinkle

A wrinkley, droopy, saggy tit. Usually found on really old women.

Ethels tit wrinkle made me vomit out my testicles.

by Scott Sidlow April 8, 2003

toblerone tits

this is a woman whos tits are so pointed and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones. If you have toblerone tits you will be called Elaine. Elaine usually uses her tits as weapons to protect her from all the staff she upsets. But don't worry Elaine, tits won't always be able to protect you!!!!

Help, help....there's something strange coming out the office!...Oh it's ok, its just toblerone tits

What do you call an odd shaped woman called Elaine....
yes you guessed it...toblerone tits!

by you should know me by now! February 24, 2008

Tit-ties

Pasties in the form of mini business ties. Be classy while doin' the nasty.

Guy 1:"Dude, my girlfriend dressed up as a secretary for my birthday. But while she was riding me all I could concentrate on were these little mini ties swaying from her nipples."

Guy 2: "Oh man, sounds like Tit-ties. Your girl's all about class. She's a keeper dude."

by SpammyContinents July 24, 2009

Cheese Tits

Jacki. A girl that puts cheese in between her boobs and let the guy eat the slices of cheese from her tits.

After Kenny ate the cheese from Jacki's tits, she was proclaimed Cheese Tits.

by Cheeseloverrrrrr October 14, 2008