Little Tummy Syndrome (LTS)

A genetic birth disorder with the following symptoms:
small stomach
small gastrointestinal capacity
lacking the ability to complete a meal or snack
becomes full easily or remains full for extended periods of time after a meal.

Little Tummy Syndrome (LTS) effects approximately

11% of the US population
0.1% of Southerns

"Man, I can't finish my frozen yogurt."
"Why not?"
"Because I have Little Tummy Syndrome (LTS)."
"That blows."

"I'm envious of people, who can eat a lot because of my LTS."

by ummlikeguy November 5, 2013

Skrunkly Little Scrimblo Crunkler

A skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler is another way to say skrunkly, just longer.

Person 1: Dude, your cat is such a skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler.
Person 2: I know, right?!

by caat_enthusiast July 8, 2023

My little Shampoo Bottle

It's is when your significant other uses alot of cringy nicknames for you and you are really just mocking them by saying "my little shampoo bottle".

Them: "you are my little rolly polly"
You: aw thanks "my little shampoo bottle".

by Getbob April 11, 2023

Big dude little hair

A large person with little hair that looks very out of proportion compared to the rest of his body.

Look! its big dude little hair!

by jamie leek June 3, 2008

a miserable little pile of secrets

Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.

"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets"

by Den' September 4, 2008

Jagged Little Pill

Coined by singer-songwriter Alanis Morrissette, an inconspicuous, artistic allusion to the human sperm cell; intended to imply all that sexual relations with a man brings with it

Alanis Morrissette's allusion to spermatozoa in her album title Jagged Little Pill has gone almost universally unrecognized.

by Bartleby T Scrivener December 1, 2019

little house on the prairie

an illegal lab where crystal meth is made

that hoe was having problems with her pimp so now she's making crystal in a little house on the prairie

by G-Unit Gangsta April 24, 2008