Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".

Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!

by denchr6 May 24, 2024

Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.

"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"

by House of Spoon September 22, 2009

half-great-great-aunt

Great-grandparent's half-sister.

half-great-great-aunt.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Lucas Halfs

a youtuber who cambeack after "quiting",and he's also very inteligent bc at just 10 years old he can talk with teens without being cringe

Me: im scared what will Lucas Halfs be when he grows up since we're teaching him adult things so early

by Giogrefi August 15, 2023

half-first great-cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin’s grandchild.

My half-first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Half Hampton

Pushing rope? Grab the base and squeeze. You'll lose half your length but at least you'll get the job done 👍

Took one too many pills after a rave and had to giver her the half Hampton

by Remtrex October 6, 2023

half-brother

Male that has one parent in common with another living being.

My half-brother is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023