My great-niece-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the great-niece-in-lawmug. 
Get the step-co-father-in-lawmug. Like godwin's law but pertaining to biscuits - a favourite conversation topic amongst brits on Internet forums - especially once a thread has served its purpose or the original poster has made things awkward, someone (usually sarcastic) will eventually mention biscuits to diffuse and/or derail the thread.
Some squid asked a question on the motorbike forum about cleaning his carburetor - we pointed out that his 2019 lexmoto is electronically injected, he got angry. Next post was a question about whether you should dunk a custard cream or not. Fox's law.
by Geoffbot August 28, 2019
Get the Fox's lawmug. The known property of a camp fire’s smoke to follow its occupants around the fire, regardless of the effort to escape the smoke.
Chris: “Man, I can’t get out of the smoke! It keeps following me!”
Aaron: “Yeah, of course; that’s Shanaynay’s Law”
Aaron: “Yeah, of course; that’s Shanaynay’s Law”
by Aman245 December 30, 2021
Get the Shanaynay’s Lawmug. Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.
If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.
If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.
“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”
by YokoOhNo October 6, 2020
Get the Tall Lawmug. The art of terrorising the local area with you family. You cant be doing a law on your own, only with your mum and dad.
This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.
You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.
This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.
You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.
Callum: Hello mum, doing a law is fun isnt it, coming out to do one?
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.
by CallumLaw April 19, 2018
Get the Doing A Lawmug. The Brosis Law is like the bro code or the girl code. Although the Brosis Law is between a girl and a boy (bro sis). It includes keeping secrets, being the wingman/woman, and helping out in many situations. If someone dishonors the Brosis Law then they have been cursed to being alone for the rest of his/her life.
Nick: You can tell me who you like. I swear to never tell anybody on The Brosis Law.
Meghan: Wow. If you swear on that you can never go back. I guess I can tell you then.
Meghan: Wow. If you swear on that you can never go back. I guess I can tell you then.
by wildgurl28 March 7, 2015
Get the Brosis Lawmug.