Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".
One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.
by QuacksO August 11, 2019
Bic's Law states that 1.) No matter how many lighters you buy, there will always be times of abundant lighters, and there will always be times of no lighters.
2.) There will always be a lighter when you are in need
3.) If there are no lighters to be found ask the person on your right again.
2.) There will always be a lighter when you are in need
3.) If there are no lighters to be found ask the person on your right again.
Right before we found a lighter We recalled Bic's Law. We had a laugh, forgot about it and then found the lighter on the table.
by JINB April 15, 2018
My half-pibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
half-pibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
My co-great-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
The phenology that 2% of a data set can mimic the formalism and specificity of the entire data set.
The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.
The rule of 2.
The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.
The rule of 2.
The law of small numbers argues that 2% of a population can tip an entire election although formalistic mathematics cannot delineate which 2% of the population that is.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 09, 2018
Internet adage mandating that "If you comment on my post, you must react to it through the various Facebook 'reaction' options, i.e. 'Like' or 'Frown.'" The idea behind Lane's Law is that if you are contributing to the conversation on a topic, you have an obligation to help boost the post's visibility.
Enforced at will; an idea stemming from the belief that a man's wall is his castle.
Enforced at will; an idea stemming from the belief that a man's wall is his castle.
by itsbobbyhill April 30, 2020