Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.

Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!

by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023

TW0 AND A HALF

If your FRAT brothers call you this as watch your back.

I hate to tell you TOM as you are a TW0 AND A HALF with a zero.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

Mile…Mile and a half

1. A hiker’s response to “How much further?”
2. It’s always further than 1.5 miles

“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”

*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”

by dxtros June 11, 2025

half-second-cousin

Half-2C:
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.

My half-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Homo Crying For Half

Homo Crying For Half

Homo Crying For Half

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

half-3C

Half-third-cousin: great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild. Has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, different eight great-grandparents, one great-great-grandparents in common and different fifteen great-great-grandparents.

My half-3C is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021

Half Life Multiplayer

place where everyone's playermodel was gman, and everybody loved it

fortnite sucks get your ass on half life multiplayer

by blackfuffo November 18, 2023