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social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma April 14, 2015
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Social whore

A social whore is somebody that is constantly seeking attention from any and everyone. This common peasant can be found on instagram , facebook and snapchat (being a whore via posing or posting "sexual" and suggestive descriptions/comments on their own pictures and profile. This flirt has slowly but surely taken over the rep that is usually seen as "bad and boujee " ... therefore ruining socialmedia for all the REAL bad bitchez .
"Wow, that girl Azarlea is such a social whore".

"Did you see Peggy's insta pic, she is so fishing for compliments. Social whore!"
by Ayyyybitch344 December 9, 2018
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Social Portfolio

A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.
Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.
by bwsimonse December 5, 2021
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Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Social Risk

When you’re with a group of friends and one them tells a bad joke and the room goes silent. (Essentially killing the vibe)
A group of college students were hanging out and Ryan told a joke that wasn’t funny and everyone stopped talking, but Kieran said social risk and everyone started laughing.
by Vibe patrol July 25, 2021
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social fistancing

The act of, in the year 2020, using all forms of media to angrily force something false, (an idea, policy, false election results, covid-19 misinformation) upon an otherwise informed public.
The Trump administration by way of base, has attempted to feed a continual line of bullshit up the rest of the world's ass through the practice of social fistancing.
by boxcarbob December 9, 2020
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social rape

specifically in florida the idea that a man has to initiate the entire hookup and the girl also wants to hookup but socially it is unacceptable in florida for the girl to be the slut so socially the man is raping her.
The girls in florida want to be fucked but won’t admit it, they enjoy social rape.
by floridaramgirl May 1, 2025
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