Sam

Sam is someone that has a micro-penis ranging from about 1-3 in. Sam is always rawdogging his bros and is always in the dust.

Hey bro want to pull a Sam?

by Jo Hunninghake November 24, 2021

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sam

iron golem named spam with tiny penis the mf is a dumbass

imagine an iron gloem with no crotch and a bad temper.. samuel aka spam

by lamuel spaing June 15, 2022

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Sam

Sam The Wapanese, The one called Little Finger, The Supreme Weeb who leads the Weeaboo infestation and Neet

Did see that Sam in the street? What a disgrace bro. He’s a simp aswell!

by Apollyon the Dread November 7, 2020

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some sort of great guy who can always make you laugh, he also has some sort of boat that really needs to be fixed, some sort of sister named Sarah, and some sort of colleague named Bucky.

AKA: Captain America, Falcon, Wilson

Sam: You were supposed to go right, it's in every action movie!"

by Hondacf100! October 29, 2021

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Sam

The most caring and loyal friend you'll ever have. Sam is someone you know you can always count on and he'll never judge you for anything. He's honest, strong, filled with optimism and has probably never done a terrible thing in his life. Sam will make you happy and put a smile on your face whenever you talk to him. He has big dreams for the future which he doesn't give up on and always makes it through hard times in his life. He also cares for everyone around him and is the most thoughtful person you will know, he's so handsome but will always need reassurance about it as he can be quite insecure so you need to make sure you're there as much for him as he is for you. If Sam is your friend you should be beyond grateful to have him in your life.

Person 1: "Woah you're friends with Sam?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I am :)"

by AnonymouslyMean January 1, 2024

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