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Sam

Sam is someone that has a micro-penis ranging from about 1-3 in. Sam is always rawdogging his bros and is always in the dust.
by Jo Hunninghake November 24, 2021
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sam

iron golem named spam with tiny penis the mf is a dumbass
imagine an iron gloem with no crotch and a bad temper.. samuel aka spam
by lamuel spaing June 15, 2022
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Sam

Sam The Wapanese, The one called Little Finger, The Supreme Weeb who leads the Weeaboo infestation and Neet
Did see that Sam in the street? What a disgrace bro. He’s a simp aswell!
by Apollyon the Dread November 7, 2020
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Sam

some sort of great guy who can always make you laugh, he also has some sort of boat that really needs to be fixed, some sort of sister named Sarah, and some sort of colleague named Bucky.

AKA: Captain America, Falcon, Wilson
Sam: You were supposed to go right, it's in every action movie!"
by Hondacf100! October 29, 2021
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Sam

The most caring and loyal friend you'll ever have. Sam is someone you know you can always count on and he'll never judge you for anything. He's honest, strong, filled with optimism and has probably never done a terrible thing in his life. Sam will make you happy and put a smile on your face whenever you talk to him. He has big dreams for the future which he doesn't give up on and always makes it through hard times in his life. He also cares for everyone around him and is the most thoughtful person you will know, he's so handsome but will always need reassurance about it as he can be quite insecure so you need to make sure you're there as much for him as he is for you. If Sam is your friend you should be beyond grateful to have him in your life.
Person 1: "Woah you're friends with Sam?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I am :)"
by AnonymouslyMean January 1, 2024
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Sam

A name for the most annoying person in the world, he hits girls and tries to fight them. NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH A SAM they will ruin your life.
SAM is a horrible person. SAM doesn’t have any friends. We all hate SAM.
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Sam

Sophie’s crush ❤️💞
Oi there’s Sam Sophie’s man ❤️
by Mymynan February 10, 2019
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