by Hevanisrightneptuneisnot October 19, 2021

I'm thinking I have the biggest crush on someone cant tell him his friends know constantly get shipped with him and well yeah hope he likes me back please say he does because I like him to the moon and back so yeah rizz I'm not quit a Jesus 'm more of an apostle I cant turn water into wine but I can turn you into mine well bye
by crushing on people July 9, 2023

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.
by jimmain October 2, 2022

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.
i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand
by manzanaverde May 13, 2024

having a joke.
by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.
"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"
"I'm available now."
"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."
"I'm available now."
"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."
by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022
