by ninollie November 22, 2022

David is a perfect being in every aspect of life. David is well balanced and his presence grounds people around him. David is always loyal, a perfect member for your team. David would fit perfectly into the Gryffindor house.
by Mister mellow November 22, 2021

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

by Bbfuh November 21, 2021

David - Meaning a giant piece of shit, a pussy, and a douchecake. Truly one of the worst people you will ever meet.
"Hey, have you heard of that guy named David?"
"Yeah, I have. He's a giant piece of shit, pussy, douchecake."
"Yeah, I have. He's a giant piece of shit, pussy, douchecake."
by David Hater 69 May 4, 2023

by Elias Brunner July 13, 2018
