Ninja

A real thing that has been so stereotyped by TV that now people think its fake. It is a person who trains in the art of ninjutsu (an art in the bujinkan) otherwise known as budo, the current grand master is Masaaki Hatsumi, who lives in japan.

Person who actually trains in an ancient japanese martial art: "I'm a ninja."
Ignorant person: *Does karate kid pose mockingly*

by ElmoPope May 18, 2022

Ninja Creami

When you take a shit in the garbage disposal and turn it on.

I totally ninja creami’d that guys sink last night BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by Owowen September 21, 2025

The ninja

A possible sexually transmitted disease or just made up flaw of a reason why would not wanna have with that particular someone

Boy: Girl I don't want, I hear you got ced.
Girl: How do you know what I got?
Boy: yea I know you got the ninja.
Girl: whatever lame nigga
Boy: Hey fellas, you'll here Dee Na Suzy Q got the ninja stay away from them two

by Cooler the ruler August 16, 2021

Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

Ninja thunder

a meaningful conclusion

Hoo-yee! Teddy done brought home that ninja thunder

by Bart the Honorable December 12, 2020

Radical Pelican Ninja

A mutant Pelican that was made in a lab and they have to go on crazy adventures to solve the worlds craziest issues.

Yo you see that Radical Pelican Ninja yesterday.

by True Man the third February 26, 2023

Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded

Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"

by Concerned Jeremy June 2, 2024