Chris

Methamphetamine

You never pop chris in your life, why you flexing your wrist

by nonormie March 22, 2020

Chris

Chris is type of person that loves Dogs Alot. Some people call him Mr. FurryFriend. Chris is a visual person that see interesting things and he is very kind.

defined: I can give Chris a Siberian Husky For Christmas!

by Siberian Husky Dog Gang November 22, 2021

CHRIS

A guy who is very smart and not very tall he does not throw pouches in the dustbin he only eats good food no junk food he is very kind he has a very nice mind like he thinks that he want to kill me sometimes and he has a crush called Christina .

Don't get scared of Chris only get scared if he show his face #smalldick
#asshole #verysmallinheight

by Motherfucker in the town November 21, 2018

Chris stallard

A crazy ass hot pangender cowboy with an outgoing personality, he's spent his youth soul searching but came out of it as a realized man, he's always down to be a great supporting friend, he is also insane, but very philosophical when the time is right, a Christopher stallard is a man that has gone through pain and suffering but he pegged the shit out of that and is now a god. He also plans to destroy the planet in 2050 with his pet Daniel

Woah look at Chris stallard and his massive Obama pillow

by IBC_Twitch November 22, 2021

Chris

That one guy who betrayed his first love Basketball and is now married to Football. Chris would never leave Footballs side and is extremely loyal to her. But it's better this way because basketball is for scrubs and football is better.

Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?

Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.

Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.

Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.

by SomebodyOnTheInternettt May 28, 2019

It’s Illegal to be mean to chris

Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin

Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”

Chris~ *Dials 911*

Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”

by Chris..:::: February 28, 2021

Chris Simmons

Very talented British actor hailing from Gravesend, Kent. Mostly known for his role as DC Mickey Webb in ITV cop drama "The Bill".

Chris Simmons is amazingly versatile as an actor, strongest performance to date is probably his sensitive portrayal of a male rape victim in 2003 although his acting is consistantly realistic and believable .

www.thebill.com

by Thatkliqkid December 31, 2009