The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.

Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!

by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025

The biggest sad

When you can't spell depression

Jhonny: I have the biggest sad
Lake: I don't give a fuck

by Brainfreeez June 6, 2021

Biggest Nice

The most sarcastic form of ‘big nice’, a title held by one very tall 6’ 8” man.

“Your hair looks like a bunch of ****s, you really are the Biggest Nice Luke”

by Joesn9172 August 1, 2023

Riley's biggest fan

It's Valen ofc! She is the best fan that Riri could ever have!

Riley's biggest fan is Valen!

by anonymous March 19, 2021

world's biggest overthinker

chloe lmao

dude she is the world's biggest overthinker

by rgjaeporigjpaodirjgf April 29, 2022

Da biggest bird

Basically your that n*gga

You really like that

Another way of sayin im that n*gga

“Stop playin wit me nigga im Da biggest bird” basically your sayin im him or im really like that

by Hwillmadexotic November 14, 2023

Ronnie The Biggest

The heaviest hitter of Georgia, you may find this individual wondering and you may wonder why is his hands so lethal? Well the name speaks for itself on instagram @mrlethalhands. He has over 20+ victims of his lethal hands.

You know Ronnie The Biggest? Yeah I’m a victim of his hands.

Oh really

Yes.😞

BABAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by @factstobegiven December 9, 2024