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Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car
Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart
by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023
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Posh Welsh

Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.
"Is that a train over there, or a bloke having a Posh Welsh?"
by Sweetcheekz92 September 1, 2023
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Poshness retreat

An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.
Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.

Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.

Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
by The Original Tankboy October 5, 2023
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posh crywank

The act of crying into a sock then using it to masterbate.
E.g. "I was really upset last night so I had a posh crywank".
by rsaubole February 21, 2020
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Posh Pot

Another term for calling someone a posh twat
Mate your a posh pot
by Beej September 23, 2020
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Posh posh

A member of the upper echelon who believe that their wealth make them invisible.

These individuals think that;
1. They don't have to abide by the law.
2. They are immune from all health conditions that require NHS care.
3. They are exempt from the rules and regulations different government authorities enforce.

4. They are far superior to everyone else.
5. The solution to every problem can be solved using money.
These individuals can be identified by;
1. Their constant snotty attitude.
2. The look of distaste plastered on their faces.
3. Their head missing, for it's shoved firmly up their a*se.
"Oh look at that woman's Gucci bag, she's definitely a posh posh"

"Watch out for the posh posh in the Porsche"
by Jessie McGowan September 25, 2020
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Kick a posh person day

On October 15th you can kick any posh person (Eden Reilly) with no exception
Let's go kick Eden, she's posh. Kick a posh person day
by hotbitchxoxo October 3, 2020
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