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iPad Kid

really annoying kids that for some reason always has sticky fingers and will do what ever they can to touch your phone. really annoying.
man 1: ur bad at this game
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid
by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022
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You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.
Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!
by SickoMob November 20, 2020
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Ipad kid

An iPad kid is Marco
Marco the ipad kid only says ‘ur mom’ the whole day
by Jisoocanoodle May 7, 2022
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iPad Kid

Pretty girls named Allie who play Plants vs. Zombies
Allie is an iPad Kid because she is pretty and plays Plants vs. Zombies
by Allie #1 Fan July 26, 2021
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iPad

one of the mainstream apple products, a tablet computer with size varying from unfolding phone territory (ipad mini) to laptop territory (ipad pro 13in). it runs ipados, a perfect middle between phone software and computer software. the device uses apple silicon as its SOC, ranging from the mid tier a-series chips like a14-a15 to powerful socs that you would find in a laptop or computer like m1-m2. ipad is mostly used as a secondary device, it can serve you as a gadget for note taking , art, or it could even work as a laptop replacement!
selectively my opinion, but ipad is a great device and i dont get why people consider it bad.
iPad
by IcerPad February 4, 2024
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iPad kid

iPad kids are those annoying little pricks who ask for your "MesnGeR kIdS".
Ah yes, the iPad kid. The piece of shit.
by 50xcreative.fun May 26, 2023
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iPad Kid

A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.

An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.

Signs of an iPad Kid:

-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.

Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
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