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Monkey Bonus

n. 100 points is awarded to you when you kill a monkey.

Note: this also works on monkees.
Katelyn steadied her rifle and shot the monkey, awarding her the monkey bonus.
by Awesomeman123 October 3, 2008
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Bonus meme

Something you really wish for but never gets it.
by chocohole April 14, 2018
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bonus mommy

A step-mother who feels the need to try abundantly hard to make another woman's child love her. Normally a failed attempt, but an attempt regardless.
She's not a bonus mommy, she's a freeloader who is trying to convince someone else's kids to love her.
by Veronique Tallywacker October 3, 2017
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Bonus crumbs

When you have chunks of crap stick to your crack hair.
While dining out, Jeremy noticed a couple bonus crumbs and decided it was a free snack.
by Stodden June 7, 2025
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Bonus Day

The days following a work bonus where you call off because you don’t need the money.
Hey bob, where is Jeremi? Oh he called off, got his bonus check and took some bonus days.
by Kwall302 December 16, 2019
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bonus stealer

A Bonus Stealer is an individual known for their penchant for appropriating and claiming all the bonuses within the school, demonstrating a consistent pattern of acquiring and monopolizing any and all additional rewards or incentives that may be offered
The students quickly identified arya as the notorious bonus stealer when they realized he consistently managed to acquire and hoard all the extra rewards and incentives offered at the school.
by midrumakadimsum February 21, 2024
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Bonus Dick

A dick that feel surprisingly much bigger than it looks
Girl, that nigga was fine, and he done hit me with some bonus dick. Blew my mind foreal
by MsPimp69 October 3, 2020
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