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The chan infection

A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it
"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"
by Backroomsguy111 February 26, 2023
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MLP infection AU

Basically MLP fans or just people who really like making unsettling things made this. I think the first one was the smile disease? Idk look it up. Basically you create an AU of MLP where some stupid pony makes an infection/disease/corruption. You show slideshows of the ponies (mostly the main cast) stats and what they have on. Could be rarity is going insane, she looks dirty, but she’s healthy. It shows stages, stage one of infection stage 2 stage 3 on and on until the pony isn’t itself anymore. People also add in other peoples fanmade ponies and it’s rlly cool. If you’re ever interested in watching them find it on yt and start on people reviewing an already made infection. If you wanna make them just do the most terrifying gory things you can think of. So yeah, moral of the story just an MLP AU that involves a super crazy and high detail infection/disease/corruption that someone who probably likes Creepypasta made. Hope this helps :3
MLP infection AU’s are fr scary
by Corncheese May 19, 2024
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Infected

Infected is a person who is a clown and in severe cases considered the whole circus
Infected: Hey everyone!
Literally everyone: lmao rart clown (laughing).
by PimpShagger69 October 13, 2019
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Kitten infection

An infection given to you by a dog licking you corrosively. It may cause you to get sick or just the ick. Be caution and get a cat
Oh shit yo dog gave me the damn kitten infection
by Sorryimstillhere November 22, 2022
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Tooth infection that spread to my brain

Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.
Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
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Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
by Vice420 August 20, 2020
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Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025
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